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Jul 30
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A Very Stern Letter

Dear girl whose chest is not as nice as some others I’ve seen,

It is clear to me now that you are deliberately not responding to my letters. I know this because by asking about your summer I was attempting to start a dialogue and prompt you to respond. By not responding you are telling me that you don’t want me to know how your summer is going and that you don’t accept my apology.

Which is fine by me. Your rack isn’t even that good. I’m not positive but I think the left one was bigger than the other. I’m not sure because all I did was glance at them.

You can be assured that the next time I see you I will give a good long stare at them to find out.

Your friend,

Nick Bennett

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