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marklow: Need a shark-sitter for one of those ‘last minute weekends’? I have been looking for someone to take care of my Duck-Billed Giraffe and an 11-year old boy would be perfect for the job, because of its short legs.

marklow:

Need a shark-sitter for one of those ‘last minute weekends’?

I have been looking for someone to take care of my Duck-Billed Giraffe and an 11-year old boy would be perfect for the job, because of its short legs.

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  2. jamesduran reblogged this from youidiot and added:
    Half dog, half flamingo.
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    This kid is the COOLEST. I love the different animals on the tear-off tabs.
  8. notbychoice reblogged this from tanya77 and added:
    I want to be friends with this kid.
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    damnit, they got me reblogging cuteness again. (where’s the behind-the-scenes/making-of youtube video? it’d be the new...
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    Kid signs are really my favorites. And yes, the Quirk collective needs a canine. I’m in need of puppy faces on my...
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  18. maryanne reblogged this from noraleah and added:
    I would totally hire this kid.
  19. deklebeachdarlin reblogged this from lovepuppy and added:
    OMG…I love this!!! I need shark sitting for regular daily care!!! HOW FLIPPING CUTE
  20. tinypeanutbutters reblogged this from heresthething and added:
    This made me giggle quietly to myself for a few minutes.
  21. nlinde reblogged this from thegoodlife and added:
    I still find this outrageously cute.
  22. queenanne reblogged this from lovepuppy and added:
    I want to be friends with this kid.
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    The individualized tear-away slips are key.
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  26. lovepuppy reblogged this from noraleah and added:
    I would hire this kid. First, get Gizmo puppy!
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    I have been looking...someone to take care...my Duck-Billed...
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