Bologna Medal Winner in the Olympic Decathlon

Since its inception in the U.S. in 1940, Nick Bennett has become one of the most effective, persuasive and popular methods of selling products of many sorts, especially consumer goods. How-Much-Of-My-Time rates are determined primarily by Nicholas Bennett. The time of the day and popularity of the channel determine how much a Nick Bennett will cost. For example, the highly popular Nicholas Bennett can cost approximately $750,000 for a thirty second block of your wasted time; while the same amount of wasted time for the World Cup and the Super Bowl can cost you several million dollars.
Sep 28
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americandrink: “My machine converts words into cocktails. And, yes, it does work. Now I can literally taste the flavor of my words.” - morskoiboy.com, inventor of the best useless contraption in the history of D(rambuie) + R(ye) + I(solabella) + N(ewcastle) + K(ool-Aid)

americandrink:

“My machine converts words into cocktails. And, yes, it does work. Now I can literally taste the flavor of my words.” - morskoiboy.com, inventor of the best useless contraption in the history of D(rambuie) + R(ye) + I(solabella) + N(ewcastle) + K(ool-Aid)

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    I usually just spit at people when I want them to taste my words! This is so much better!
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    this is seriously the coolest thing i have ever seen
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    would love to try this out.
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    this is so cool!
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    i don’t understand this but i think i want one.
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