December 2009
8 posts
Misdirected Letters to Santa
Every year, due to some mix up in the United States Postal Service, I receive thousands of letters addressed to Santa from children all over the country. It must have something to do with the similarity in out names (Saint Nick/Nick Bennett) because I don’t live anywhere near the North Pole. Nonetheless, in the spirit of the holidays I though it would be rude not to respond to them.
Dear Santa:
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sketchysantas.com →
rroobbiinn:
Hilarious!
As a person who regularly convinces children to sit on his lap, I see nothing wrong with this website. Happy holidays everybody.
Christmas Presents Not Worth Returning
You know they are coming. You can almost feel them riding in on every cheesy Christmas carol you hear in the department store.
Horrible holiday gifts. And I don’t mean the movie you have already seen or the shirt that is too small. I’m talking about the gift that open up and think “not even close”.
For every Nintendo Wii or plasma screen TV you receive there is an equal value of something so...
